From delicate & polite

To bold & brash
Pretty much sums up my personality.
I know how to use my manners
Act like a lady
Cross my ankles
Speak in a soft voice.
And at those times my pale pink, white and grey shawl will be perfect.

But then there are times (these happen at a much higher frequency)

I curse like a dirty sailor
Chug beer from the bottle
Cheer during hockey fights
Walk out of the house looking like I dressed in the dark.
Delicately burp out loud...
And greet fellow drivers with my middle finger (I rarely hold it up past the window, but hold my hand low, if you see it you did something amazing to earn it)

For those times my latest project, another Multnomah, will be perfect.

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SSYC... My First Official Yarn Crawl...

It's true... I've never actually participated in a yarn crawl or LYS tour. When I worked at So Much Yarn I had the pleasure of working the weekend of the LYS Tour but I've never done it. Well, the SSYC, South Sound Yarn Crawl covers 9 shops that aren't included for whatever reason in the Seattle LYS Tour that covers around 25 shops in the area. Maybe they're too far off the beaten path. It's not because they aren't in Seattle because there are shops way way way out of town that are included in the Seattle LYS tour. Whatever the reason, it's not important. What is important is that Mary and I both took Friday off and hit the road. I caught the 7:15 Ferry to Kingston, Arrived at Mary's about 8:00. Mary and I have the same china. Mine came from my Grandmother, her's came from her mom. Tried making friends with her fluffy dog Mae. Someday she'll come to love me, for now I'll respect her tenative personality and love her fro...

Spring Cleaning = no VK Live

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quirks, questions, and things best remembered......

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