The Meltdown...
That's what I had at the suggestion that we cook another turkey for Christmas Eve.
I cooked three turkeys during November and have come to one solid conclusion.
I love everything about cooking a turkey dinner.
The mashed potatos
The stuffing
The baby peas
The dinner rolls
The sweet potatoes
The Jell-O salad that my mom makes
Except
I can't stand to eat turkey
So when it was suggested very nicely by my husband that we cook a Turkey for Christmas Eve (the turkey sitting frozen hard as a rock in our freezer) I felt so much rage toward that little fowl that I flat out refused to do it. Short of laying on the ground and kicking and stomping my feet. (it's possible I did that but I won't confirm)
Nope
Not gonna do it
Want nothing to do with it
Nope Nope
NOPE
No.
I pick up the Honey Baked Ham on the December 23rd
Bring on Festivus!
I cooked three turkeys during November and have come to one solid conclusion.
I love everything about cooking a turkey dinner.
The mashed potatos
The stuffing
The baby peas
The dinner rolls
The sweet potatoes
The Jell-O salad that my mom makes
Except
I can't stand to eat turkey
So when it was suggested very nicely by my husband that we cook a Turkey for Christmas Eve (the turkey sitting frozen hard as a rock in our freezer) I felt so much rage toward that little fowl that I flat out refused to do it. Short of laying on the ground and kicking and stomping my feet. (it's possible I did that but I won't confirm)
Nope
Not gonna do it
Want nothing to do with it
Nope Nope
NOPE
No.
I pick up the Honey Baked Ham on the December 23rd
Bring on Festivus!
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