the jokes...

Your shawl is so big you can use it as a shrimping net.

Your shawl is so big, Ringling Brothers wants it as a safety net.

Your shawl is so big you can hide a tank behind it.

Your shawl is so big you can use it as a full body straight jacket.

Your shawl is so big it the Dream Lifter can use it as a parachute.
(image found here http://www.airliners.net/photo/Boeing/Boeing-747-409(LCF)-Dreamlifter/1488736/L/ )

Your shawl is so big you can use it as a house cozy 

Your shawl is so big they can see it at the space station 

Your shawl is so big there is a wool shortage.

Your shawl is so big it can keep the US Olympic Ski team warm.

Your shawl is so big you can't knit across it without taking a cat nap.



Your shawl is so big your friends think you've lost your mind.

Highly likely.

I'm seven rows into the last 20 rows of stockinette then I just have the border.
I'm contemplating a stiff drink when it comes to bind off time.

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