Your shawl is so big you can use it as a shrimping net.
Your shawl is so big, Ringling Brothers wants it as a safety net.
Your shawl is so big you can hide a tank behind it.
Your shawl is so big you can use it as a full body straight jacket.
Your shawl is so big it the Dream Lifter can use it as a parachute.
(image found here http://www.airliners.net/photo/Boeing/Boeing-747-409(LCF)-Dreamlifter/1488736/L/ )
Your shawl is so big you can use it as a house cozy
Your shawl is so big they can see it at the space station
Your shawl is so big there is a wool shortage.
Your shawl is so big it can keep the US Olympic Ski team warm.
Your shawl is so big your friends think you've lost your mind.
Highly likely.
I'm seven rows into the last 20 rows of stockinette then I just have the border.
I'm contemplating a stiff drink when it comes to bind off time.
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