It's not nice to tease your mother.....
Check these out! Aren't they absolutely fabulous? And No you can't have them, I made them for me...but don't worry, I have another pair in mind for you"
That was the email I sent to my mother, with a picture of the sock I was making. Unfortunately, Karma bitch slapped me and the sock is too small.
Here is an ammendment to that email: