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D, The Cafeteria Lady, and something about cows......

Yesterday while D and I were enjoying Hoppy Hour at our local watering hole he told me a story about the Cafeteria Lady where he works...........Every once in a while, he says, she'll chat him up as he pays, usually about something totally off the wall like she's continuing a conversation she started with herself some time ago but now has an audience who will give a new response than the voice in her nugget.....so the story goes...

Cafeteria Lady: Do you ever feel like you're not as smart as you think you are?
Dale: (probably avoiding eye contact) Ummmm sure........
Cafeteria Lady: There was this farmer and he had a huge mound in his field and all his farmer friends would tell him, 'hey farmer friend, you need to get that mound out of your field'. He would blow him off and continue farming the land and taking care of his cattle, then the big flood of 64' came and wiped out all the cows on all of the Farmers friends farms, but not his.......because his cows were on the mound.

The End

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