don't let me hold the baby.......

because based on my performance thus far today I'll drop it for sure and then it'll get the dropped baby syndrome that my blackberry has.......essentially turning it from a smart phone to a dumbass in only 4 years.....
1. I wanted blueberries on my toast but when I opened the human proof clamshell I shot blueberries all over the floor leaving me with one freaking berry for my toast.
2. I dropped my pricey greek yogurt on the floor causing it to break on the bottom and shoot a little bit on the floor, so i popped it in a ziploc and off i went......
let me point out that Quintus and Gabby were both thrilled with my idiocy this morning, me i'm just glad I didn't pick up my iPad it would not have ended well......
3. Had to slam my brakes on the freeway on my way in causing my entire bag and it's contents to fly to the front of the car exploding like a new years firework display and taking one more gig of smart away from my smart phone.......
so if you have a baby today and want me to hold it i'm only asking that you wait till tomorrow if you want it to graduate the fifth grade, i would hate to be the cause for your potentially brilliant child's life to be ruined because i couldn't hold onto it....
that being said, i don't anticipate having a baby to hold today but one never knows.
forewarned is forearmed. :) Especially when dealing with me.....

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