I don't always go to Starbucks.
Maybe once every couple months.
I overslept today and didn't get to have my first cup of coffee at home.
I guzzled my travel mug of coffee while bombing down the I-5 and had none once I arrived at work...

So I went to Starbucks.

This is the conversation.

Barista: hi! Would you like breakfast this morning?
Me: Yes, I'll have the classic breakfast sandwich.
Barista: excellent.
Barista: what name for your sausage?
Me: huh?

My sausage is delicious by the way...


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