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How to Kill a Cold in 7.5 hours........

- 1 dose of Mucous Medicine
- 1 hot steamy bath
- liberally spread Vicks Vapor Rub all over your chest....You could ask your partner to help with this part if you want but if you looked like me they will turn you down flat......Quintus on the other hand finds it a treat and will gladly lick the waxy substance from your hands.....
- humidifier aimed directly at your face for maximum moisture
- one solid slug of NightTime Medicine....the pill form won't do it, you have to drink the liquid

at this point I recommend putting down the baby legwarmers with the mock cable or a series of events will transpire that you can't recover from....(you probably could but not until the medicine wears off) My mistake was doing the 'mock' cable in the wrong spot.......funny now my mistake is 'mock'ing me HAHAH
I don't think the drugs have worn off yet.....

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Cirilia said…
Ha! It's you!! How funny! I just noticed your nice comment over on my Bitches Get Stitches interview, and I clicked over here. I totally LOL'ed at this project on Ravelry the other day! I have made so many of these. I'll have to start marking them before I pass out!

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