How to Kill a Cold in 7.5 hours........

- 1 dose of Mucous Medicine
- 1 hot steamy bath
- liberally spread Vicks Vapor Rub all over your chest....You could ask your partner to help with this part if you want but if you looked like me they will turn you down flat......Quintus on the other hand finds it a treat and will gladly lick the waxy substance from your hands.....
- humidifier aimed directly at your face for maximum moisture
- one solid slug of NightTime Medicine....the pill form won't do it, you have to drink the liquid

at this point I recommend putting down the baby legwarmers with the mock cable or a series of events will transpire that you can't recover from....(you probably could but not until the medicine wears off) My mistake was doing the 'mock' cable in the wrong spot.......funny now my mistake is 'mock'ing me HAHAH
I don't think the drugs have worn off yet.....

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Cirilia said…

Ha! It's you!! How funny! I just noticed your nice comment over on my Bitches Get Stitches interview, and I clicked over here. I totally LOL'ed at this project on Ravelry the other day! I have made so many of these. I'll have to start marking them before I pass out!

February 11, 2011 at 6:28 AM

Knitter Down...I Repeat, We Have a Knitter Down...

It's probably not that dramatic, well maybe it is, who can say for sure....but I can say this, right now from my elbow to my wrist is some gnarly pain that was flared last night after knitting 6 rows of the Shawl...SIX ROWS and then WHAMMO! so much pain. This isn't the first day I've had this, I've actually been ignoring for a few days ...okay, I've been ignoring it for a couple weeks but this is the worst it's been...So, I've made inquiries as to which doctor to see and am waiting to hear back to make an appointment...while I wait ice packs, and copious amounts of pain meds (don't worry by copius I really mean, recommended daily dose) are being taken with the shedding of a few tears while I fondle my knitting... stay tuned...this can't possibly last forever xoxoxo c. p.s. Fati...don't worry I have a plan if this whole wrist issues blows out of control...

W.I.P

Bears Barn Owl. We had a hockey game last night and while I'm normally so wrapped up in the game that I don't have time to knit, that was not the case last night. Silvertips have had a rough go and the Red Deer Rebels really wolloped them last night. So I knit. I ate some dingleberries. Delicious. and I knit some more. I have a feeling I'll be finishing this bad boy up by tomorrow and he'll be the star of the retreat. Isn't his color wonderful?

The countdown...

The Elbow has taken things a little to far. After three cortisone shots, icing, and squeezing exercises, it's just not behaving... Tuesday I went into the MRI tube do the Doc H. Could get a good look at what's going on...wear and tear is what's going on and it's only getting worse.. I can keep getting shots of cortisone but eventually they'll stop being as effective. Surgery will be the best option. That's right. SURGERY Wanna know the worst part? Recovery can take up to five months Five Months 5 FIVE months of no knitting... . . . I'll give you a second to get up off the floor... . . . You read that again didn't you? . . . my friend MzKimba has graciously offered to take care of my stash. However I think I'll just pack it all up and store it somewhere safe till I get the all clear from Doc H. Now all this being said, I have projects that need to be completed, so I'm going to try and schedule the surgery for som

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